If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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