The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I didn't shave. On purpose
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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