I don't think brook has ever known best
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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