Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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