Buhtt sex?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Why are your pants in the freezer?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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