I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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