His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I have post one night stand depression
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