why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
