They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
