is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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