peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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