I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
