If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He did a backflip because drugs
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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