I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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