physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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