So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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