i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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