The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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