9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm like, not good at living.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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