he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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