At least make sure they are 18
Why
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
