Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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