I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
