Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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