Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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