so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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