The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize