This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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