sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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