Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just googled if crying burns calories
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You are the jesus of drinking
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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