she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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