That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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