My liver just broke up with me...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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