it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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