I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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