Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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