David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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