I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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