just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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