It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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