The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
why is half of my head shaved?
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