i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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