Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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