capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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