She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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