Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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