Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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