i may or may not be watching the land before time
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
There's a naked man in my car right now.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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