in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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