You were right. It hurts to walk today.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
