whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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