were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
