i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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