it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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