Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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