So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
