love makes seman taste better
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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