What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
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5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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