I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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